NICE to see a lovely picture of Geoff Cox at the harvest lunch at the Conservative Association. We appointed him MP to verbally abuse Tony and get something done about West Devon, so what is he doing here posing? Think of all the good work he could have done instead. Looking forward to global warming and that?s why I don?t recycle because West Devon Today survey leaflet says it costs £3.89 from the budget to do so. I just want the sea levels to rise. It?s 25 miles to Teignmouth at present, but I reckon the sea will reach Bovey soon. Look at all the petrol I?m going to save on a day out! Central heating oil is far too dear now . . . And I?m going to need so much less. I also enjoy sea fishing and spotting dead dolphins. At present I?m trying to think of money making schemes when Defra orders all the chickens culled (bird flu). There will be no turkey at Christmas but I?ve got a big freezer. Anyone want to come in with me? Buy up all the frozen turkey dinners now and make megabucks at Christmas at the market. Heard of put a tiger in your tank? What about bio fuels? It could be put a chicken in your tank. Where else can we put all the carcasses? Do you think I?ve said enough to attract the attention of MFI (sorry MI5). They will take me out now. Hey, Geoff, can you help? Phil Allen Lower Puddicombe Drewsteignton